They should be paying me to wear it and look like a F1 car

Don't you have some kid's birthday party to be at, you fucking clown?

The frequency with which people have trouble with newspaper-headline grammar makes me feel old...

Front trunk. It's aggravating slang, but it's been in use for decades, well before Tesla.

To add to this, a new type of brain cell was discovered just last year. (I would have linked directly to the study but there was a server error when I followed the cite.)

Didn't it just roll out to league of legends?

...At least six?

They're just banking on all the parents being transphobic enough that nobody can get help from family friends

Fair enough. I was speaking towards the perspective of op. We were encouraged, not required, so there were definitely some folks who would do that.

That sounds like poor IT policies to me. In previous office jobs I've had, our computers were configured with our working hours and we wouldn't shut them down at the end of the day, so that any updates could happen off the clock and minimize that sort of disruption.