I am going to be killed by a falling safe before the end of the year.
This machine kills fascists.
Finally figured out why there is a robin that screams at me in the side yard every day. The picture ofBirdemicin is unclear because of my healthy sense of self preservation. I've seen Birdemic.
The Burger King has become a despot.
My pup was fascinated by the delivery drone we ran into on the UMaine campus.
Took a Saturday road trip.
The design on the bags that came with my new dog poop bag dispenser (treat yo’self!) have been living rent free in my head. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?