Can’t remember where I heard this, but there is no better liar than a dog that just ate convincing the other parent that it is time for dinner. #GermanShepherd
| What... is your favorite color? | Blue. No, yel-- auuuuuuuugh! |
| Pet peeves | Poor grammar, people that cannot be on time, gerrymandering, corporate-y words like align |
| Also | Get off my lawn |