Steve Wagner 

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Philly ➡️ Louisville. Go Birds 🦅. He/Him.
The fact that we have to wait until Monday night to experience our first   toots sucks, but will make them extra special.
Sixers may be winning, but we are one quarter closer to the end of Glenn River’s reign of terror.
I’m a bitch
I’m a tooter
Broke my leg
Got a scooter
I’m a sinner
Im a saint
Tootin’ until I faint

If your loving the toot life, that is solely due to our toot king @jonah.

Send him some love: ko-fi.com/jonaharagon

This week I back-doored a GBA/GBC/SNES/NES emulator onto my iPhone, and last night I put about 2 hours into the Pokémon Red and I thought I saved it, but I didn’t and I have been dealing with that all day.
I’m ready for the damn game already.
Calling a snow day audible on Friendsgiving. Making black bean quesadillas and Kraft Mac and cheese and watching True Crime instead.
"Mastodon sucks because any one of the 5000+ communities can set their own rules and might accidentally deprive people in that community of my witty hot takes for a reason I personally believe to be flippant" isn't the sick burn that the Twitter user with 50k followers thinks it is.

Was texting my sisters and was reminded of the time our mom struggled with the word: Engaged.

(Bit of context: Heather and I have been engaged for almost 8 years…)