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Civic duty done! Plus my Sneakily Socialist Star Trek shirt got complimented by one of the clerks! Tis good to be The Steve.
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Oh look, Performative Manliness has a cereal*.
Fun Fact! Corn Flakes style cereal was invented by John Harvey Kellogg to help stop people from masturbating. Given the type of dude who would eat this unironically, take what you will from that.
*Reviewer on Reddit said it tasted like chalky, salty, cardboard and left his mouth feeling weird.
Olaf is forthright in his intentions:
"My love for you is like a truck! BERSERKER!"
Olaf understands consent:
"Would you like some Making Fuck? BERSERKER!"
Be like Olaf.
Both Herr Schiessefleck and Secretary Wormbrain have used A.I. pictures of themselves walking across the landscape of Greenland with a Penguin recently (Take all the time you need to process the inaccuracies in that dumbfuckery...)
Reminded me of the cover art from one of my favorite albums of the 21st century from the gloriously sardonic Future Of The Left.
Mamdani's out there doing the REAL work...
We've found it Gentlebeings... the stupidest piece of A.I. "art" yet created.
Imagine getting so many things wrong by typing in one prompt.
Captain America Knows What's What - 3 Panels version...
I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I can tap 6 fingered Jesus
And his little lamb that's got cat paws
Ya know, you can keep your Elden Ring and your Arc Raiders and your Fortnite, because none of them have the greatest summoned attack in all of video game history that Yakuza: Like A Dragon does:
NANCY-CHAN CRUSTACEAN DAMNATION!