Hello, sinners!
I need your help. Due to the recession, I may no longer be able to be God anymore.

What you can do to help:

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3. Listen whenever you want! You’re always guaranteed a fun time. Our ratings and reviews are overwhelmingly positive.

Thank you in advance for your help. 🙏

grocery store chains: we set record profits this year

retail chains: we've never made so much money

energy companies: we just posted our best quarter on record

news article: who is to blame for inflation? you peasants wanting wages, probably

Holy smackers

Just had to do a password reset on a site I've been been given gift cards to.

Their password reset link bounces back to their home page and I had to use the "Free chat" to get someone to reset it manually AND THEN SEND IT TO ME IN THE CHAT WINDOW.

Just got home from my daily walk & the Sun reached into our dining room. Some of its rays went thru some crystal glass & threw a rainbow on a corner of the room near our copper map of Australia. The Sun also caressed our vase & flowers on our table.

#photo #photography