In the previous episode I told you about the two trips to hospital including: Chest X-rays, Oxygen masks, Blood oxygen sensors, ECGs and being told to cease drugs until otherwise told. In this episode...something misnamed as tea.

http://stegzy.co.uk/2026/06/01/kid-knees-and-twos/

Another terrible poem by Stegzy Gnomepants aged 52 & 5/12ths, this one is a bit mopey and about remembering people from the past.

http://stegzy.co.uk/2026/05/21/poem-old-friends/

Picture of the day: Bathroom in Progress (2008)

http://stegzy.co.uk/2026/05/20/picture-of-the-day-bathroom-in-progress-2008/

A tale of ill health - or why you should look after your kidneys, weight and general health before you end up dying. Warning: Contains verbal descriptions of eating bananas.
**Written with Human Intelligence**

http://stegzy.co.uk/2026/05/19/kid-knee/

The Cat Committee

The cat committee would like it to be known that, as 2024 was exceptionally horrible for all, 2025 will be an improvement. At least, that is, if they get extra skritches, treats and hot box before it is house humans time to return to work on Thursday.

http://stegzy.co.uk/2024/12/31/the-cat-committee/

Burns Night

Haggis, neeps and tatties Now an annual tradition, at D&D last night our esteemed host Mark put on a fine spread of haggis, neeps and tatties. Haggis, as you know are small tartan coloured animals that roam free in the rugged highlands of the North. Their little nasal wails and toots can be heard across the mountains from many miles away and are often hunted by toffs for their fur which is used to make kilts and their olfactory organs which make bagpipes.

http://stegzy.co.uk/2024/01/26/burns-night/

Cottage Pie for One

AI-Generated Cottage Pie Picture I asked an AI text generator to create a short monologue called "Cottage Pie for One" in the style of Alan Bennett. This is the result: As I stand alone in my tiny, dimly lit kitchenette, surrounded by the mundane aromas of a bygone era, I find solace in my comforting ritual of making cottage pie for one.

http://stegzy.co.uk/2024/01/10/cottage-pie-for-one/