I still have the old school Google assistant on my phone, and it manages to remind me of things all the time without costing anything

Boy he’ll really regret using an electronic safe when the world runs entirely out of batteries for six straight months

Same as when my computer refuses to finish writing to a flash drive. When I press that “safely remove hardware” button, it is not a request, it is a warning. If the data is corrupted after I yank the stupid thing, so be it

The next time someone sends me a github link without explicit instructions on how to turn the contents of that link into a program on my computer, I’m hiring some witches from Etsy to hex them

That’s really neat but my god is it ugly

We don’t need another study explaining that people who eat foods that rich people eat tend to live longer. Do one of these studies but only interviewing people with an income under $20,000 and I’ll take it seriously

Hey quick question. Is it possible for Satan to decieve people?

Using eldritch runes etched in silicon to invoke a pale imitation of a living being is basically already summoning demons

I play this game with myself every single day on my drive home from work. Someday I’m going to die, and someone is going to pull the SD card out of my dash cam and hear me ranting about how Reki’s attempt to earn salvation was inherently selfish as she was only going it to stop being sinbound, but in the end that selfishness didn’t matter because she was actually helping people. Even if she only helped Rakka cope with her sinboundedness in an attempt to save herself, she still helped Rakka. And ultimately that did lead to her salvation, as Rakka was only able to help save Reki because Reki helped save Rakka—oh hey, I’m home

Authoritarian anti-capitalist then