Me: sees a red glowing light in the bathroom
Also me:

If anyone wants it 🍀

Have y'all heard of BTS?

WHY IS THERE P*RN HERE

whatever you do, for the love of Mastodon, do NOT search up don't doubt ur vibe. It's a song by...
you know who.

Help I saw a weird ass photo of Tesla (I can't find it tho)

Hello! I just wanted to say that I'm making a diss track about twitter! It's called Dumpster, and it will be released very soon!

Commander: you may fire at will!
Kid named will:

Y'all
It's not a joke either