We Don't Read Wynand -- or Bezos

Funny that you think $10,000,000 is "a little money", but whatever.

I never wanted to work, but I don't have the looks or personality to be some rich career woman's fuckbutler.

Frankly, the Cybertruck looks like Elon Musk tried (and failed miserably) to create a better Pontiac Aztek.

Since 14 is an MMO you’ve really only missed two main-series games

You can play most of it solo, aside from some of the major boss fights, and it's both a "greatest hits" nostalgia trip and a damned good FF in its own right once you get into the Heavensward expansion and beyond.

What are the new Final Fantasies like? 8 was the last one I “beat” and then I never played 9 because the characters looked so cartoonish.

With its protagonist Noctis as the chosen lightbringer, Final Fantasy XV was just an Andrew Lloyd Webber song away from being Lucifer Christ Superstar.

And Final Fantasy XVI is basically Devil May Cry with a story that resembles a George R. R. Martin fanfic only if you aren't familiar with Michael Moorcock's Hawkmoon stories.

If you've got time to be needlessly pedantic about shitposts, you've got time to practice your gun kata. Piss off.

This isn't my field, but wouldn't that mean that the zygote didn't implant itself into the uterine wall, and that it's basically a miscarriage?

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That's because the US government outsources a lot of software development to consulting firms who bill hourly for developer time while paying the developers a fixed salary. Even though these developers have to do at least 40 billable hours a week, they don't get time and a half for overtime.