Is it even a CVE with patching if it doesn’t have its own name, logo and website?

I love how I've been using rsync for 25 years and it still takes me 3 tries to get it to do what I want.

My wife got me one of those ferrofluid mic thingies for solstice and usually it's bouba but sometimes it goes all kiki and that's the good shit.

Happy new iPhone day! Everyone remember to migrate 2FA before wiping your old phone!

Love how airlines went from “We’re doing enhanced cleaning between flights to ward off Covid-19” to “If you don’t sit directly in that puddle of vomit, we’re having security take you off this plane” and “Here’s a wetnap to wipe up that other passenger’s blood and feces on the floor.”

Would you like to drink a quart of milk? No? What if we put a little bit of coffee and maybe some vanilla syrup in it?

Stop saying keynote when you mean a conference talk challenge.

Today’s a great day for conservatives to out themselves so you can unfollow them.

I’ve never seen a woman sitting behind a guy on a motorcycle who looked like she was having a good time.

I wonder if he ever has a moment of introspection and realizes how badly he fucked it up.