Stangle’s Kid

@stangleskid
226 Followers
190 Following
506 Posts
I hate it here
Show threadStangle’s KidNov 19, 2022
@theruss if I have to suffer through this horrible new UI experience you can pry the term toot from my cold dead hands
Show threadStangle’s KidNov 19, 2022
@theruss what!!! What kind of boring shit am I supposed to call them then??
Show threadStangle’s KidNov 18, 2022
@crittero alas, no sign of them since 2020 but we can hope
Stangle’s KidNov 18, 2022
The last toot I sent here was in 2019 to someone named butt cannon, this is gonna be weird.
Show threadStangle’s KidAug 22, 2018
@buttcannon I’d like to see you look this good after being struck by lightning
Show threadStangle’s KidAug 22, 2018
@buttcannon fuck him up fam https://mastodon.social/media/6fQ9OijVFw5_IY3yTr0
Show threadStangle’s KidAug 21, 2018
@emmaschuetz proceed at your own risk
Show threadStangle’s KidAug 21, 2018
@saltygaylord i'll allow it
Show threadStangle’s KidAug 21, 2018
@saltygaylord Otis is Mogwai. Mogwai is Otis.
Stangle’s KidAug 21, 2018
ted knszkyAug 21, 2018
fired for telling the boss "you really 9/11ed that one nancy" when she spilt coffee all over important documents