Jeff Smick (he/him)

@sprsquish
2 Followers
19 Following
53 Posts
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Currently Fauna, Inc. Formerly Twitter, Inc
"Mastodon sucks because any one of the 5000+ communities can set their own rules and might accidentally deprive people in that community of my witty hot takes for a reason I personally believe to be flippant" isn't the sick burn that the Twitter user with 50k followers thinks it is.

You find the switch to Mastodon quite hard / you don’t like the app / you find the app slow, counterintuitive, and unaesthetic?

LIFE CHANGER: You don’t have to use Mastodon on the Mastodon app! 🤯

I switched to Metatext (available for iPhone, not sure for Android) and this makes the whole experience *so* much more enjoyable 😍 It takes to 2 seconds to download and reconnect to your account via your instance/server!

Explanations here: https://mastodon.social/@ejpcollins/109296458385010644

Diff of the day:
"# Prepare [-enterprise-]{+to unzip+} package"
sprsquish (Jeff Smick) | Keybase

sprsquish (Jeff Smick) is now on Keybase, an open source app for encryption and cryptography.

TIL: Round-trip efficiency, computed as a function of turbomachinery polytropic efficiency and total heat exchanger steel mass, is found to be competitive with that of pumped hydroelectric storage.
Perpetual status: 🥴
Super Freak

Super Freak, a song by Rick James on Spotify

Here’s something weird: when my iPhone and MacBook are plugged in and my MacBook is on my lap, if I put the phone on my chest screen up the camera gives me a small electrical shock. Something is grounded wrong.
Down Periscope Whale mating calls

YouTube
Never underestimate the power of strategically applied lubrication.