Spider Cat 🕷️🐱

@spidercat
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(allegedly) not actually a spider. hangs out on #LambdaMOO sometimes.
pronouns (in order of preference)she/they/any
webspacehttps://spidercat.io/
the sky app@ spidercat dot io
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did you know that Spidercat makes noise sometimes?

https://spidercat.io/noise/haemolacria.mp3

I was hoping for a "crying in the vampire club" vibe with this one. y'know, for Halloween! did I succeed? well, I dunno, but I like it anyway. I hope you like it too. if you don't, you'll find me in the vampire club, crying about it.

lookit this lil baby
this is the first time anyone has made this joke, I'm sure

mansoon

where it's raining men, but only seasonally

*send toot*

Fish Buttholes May Be The Reason We Now Have Fingers, Study Finds

The reason we humans have fingers today may all be thanks to a fish's clacker.

ScienceAlert

can confirm, Moderna still got hands. everything hurts lol

better than the alternative tho. for my USian friends, "former smoker" counts as "high risk". so do mood disorders! and other things! so go get ya science needles. 💉

Never regret your mistakes. Admire the courage it took to attempt the unknown. 😌

...yeah, you thought that was deep? A good toot? Deep thoughts? You like that? Good! It was brought to you by my Yogi tea bag tag thingy. lol

my beautiful, wonderful, brilliant, sweet as can be, perfect in every way doggie just came into my office, coughed up what I can only describe as a loogie directly onto my foot, and then just fucking left. thanks, pooch. love you too. -.-

trans people don't have to do a damn thing in order to "count" as trans, be them binary or non-binary. same goes for non-binary folk who don't ID as trans.

aaanyway. it's all just labels, they aren't the be all end all of our identity, and, ideally, they're actually meaningless - buuut society puts a ***ton*** of meaning on labels, especially gender labels. so my gender abolitionist utopia will likely not happen anytime soon lol.

so yeah, might as well get weird with it.

#nonbinarypeoplesday

not that transition is a requirement. it is not. gatekeeping is cringe and you will never change my mind on this. transmeds and truscum fuck off forever, you're cringe. the biggest, beardiest, burliest most masculine he/him person could come out and say "I'm non-binary" and y'know what? he WOULD be. the most femme, cottagecore, tradwife mom of 20 she/her person could come out and say "I'm non-binary" and SHE WOULD BE.