Ian Kallen AKA @spidaman

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Whiskey swillin', card marking pirate and foul mouthed beyond hope. I tweet on my behalf. Usually when I'm closing browser tabs.

Likely to post about: distributed systems, social and technical change intersections, human rights, antifascism, antiracism, social justice, sailing

Currently working on cloud infra.

Previous gigs: The WeLL, Gamespot, Salon, Technorati, Klout, Lithium, Bitnami, Fastly

Joined Twitter: December 2006
Abandoning Twitter: maybe any day now....

I couldn’t stop laughing listening to Lindsey Graham on ABC this morning. “I haven’t listened to the taps but… Blah blah blah Hillary! Blah blah blah Hunter!”

The legal jeopardy that Trump is in this week is 100% self-inflicted unforced errors and all of the receipts are presented. But Graham is too much of a clownish political lapdog to be honest about any of it.

Republicans who call this debt ceiling deal a “blank check” reveal that they don’t know the difference between check books and credit cards.
Happy Monday! Tucker Carlson is deplatformed!

Melania: oh Donald, all I have to wear to New York is my “I don’t care, do you?” coat

Donald: get off of Trump Force One

#HappyArrestTrumpDay

There is great irony in the MAGA disenchantment with American institutions and their embrace of the witch-hunt trope.

https://medium.com/@spidaman/the-indictment-and-the-ironic-non-witch-hunt-of-donald-trump-34ea287a3fdb

The Indictment and the Ironic Non-Witch Hunt of Donald Trump

The indictment of Trump won’t change many minds. Everyone who’s at least somewhat interested has seen enough of Trump to see exactly what they want to see. His critics have known him to be a corrupt…

Medium
How the Ukraine war ends: Russia is going broke and spilling the blood of its young men at rates not seen since WWII. The end of the line for Russia's war against Ukraine may be much closer than we think.
https://spidaman.medium.com/how-the-ukraine-war-ends-305c220cfaa6
How the Ukraine war ends - Ian Kallen - Medium

Over a year has passed since Russia invaded Ukraine and much of the retrospective one hears of it suggests that there’s no end in sight; it could go on for years, as though the blood and treasure…

Medium

George Santos' press secretary thinks her boss is a 'borderline genius' ... she's confusing "genius" with "personality", given some of the symptoms exhibited (distorted self-image, grandiosity, or narcissism) he's more likely a borderline personality

https://www.businessinsider.com/does-george-santos-press-secretary-have-hardest-job-us-politics-2023-2

George Santos press secretary describes angry calls and Capitol snubs

Meet Gabrielle Lipsky, the 24-year-old daughter of GOP donors, whose first job in DC is working as a press secretary for a scandal-ridden congressman.

Insider

Good to know they haven't ruled out extraterrestrial UFOs but have mylar balloons been ruled out? I sure hope the air force isn't sending F-22's to shoot down some kid's circus souvenir.

But seriously, the cost asymmetry of launching cheap balloons versus sending F-22's up there to shoot them down sounds like the biggest security problem emerging from all of this.

@spidaman same energy
Just. Can’t. Stop. Laughing. At. Assholery.