Or reading comprehension, who knows, we'll never understand

Why indeed

Why do people slamming their head into a wall deserve a headache?

I think that your message is pretty clear if they're not somebody trolling on the internet asking everybody to reason things out for them. It must be so withering for them to wander through life hearing things and not being able to reason any of it out. I agree with your unpopular but factual opinion, based on our voting and actions as a herd we likely do deserve another great depression whether we think it's good or bad. A reversion to the mean is not "edgelord bullshit", simply a basic understanding of fucking economics. It may be an unpopular opinion, but there are plenty of people who do have some knowledge and experience in the world who are equally concerned that we don't change our policies, because that would be the only thing that stops us from actually getting a reversion to the mean and a depression cycle

Google be in trouble then

I the FDA can't even keep up with trying to approve legitimate pharmaceutical drugs, let's not task them with looking at random s*** too.

That's just a blatant lie, a 30 second search on the internet returned plenty of information about this substance... If you can't establish enough confidence that some random drug that you buy at a gas station isn't the really legit, don't buy it? Ugh, we are doomed at this rate

As long as people become trapped in the choice between which one is worse they will be trapped by the false dichotomy. Neither is good, let's seek better alternatives.

Or the agenda of individuals sick of the false dichotomy who want neither asshat

I know, Congress should be ashamed of themselves