Happy New Year lovely woolly mammoth family. Sorry I haven't tooted for a while, been poorly all over the Christmas break. Hope you've had a better one than I have and here's to 2023 bringing you all joy, laughter and peace 💗

Lovely woolly mammoth family. I hope you've all had a good weekend. I'm trying to spend less time with the blue bird as it's a tad toxic at the moment, so I may try and make a bit more of an effort here. Or I might just spend more time with the cats 🤣🤣🤣

Happy Friday lovely woolly mammoth family. How is everyone? This week I finally had a tattoo I've been planning for a while. The writing is my Dads, from the last thing he wrote me before he died. I'm so chuffed with it 💗

Lovely woolly mammoth family, it's been raining all day here and was dark at 4pm so I've already closed all the blinds. Is it acceptable to eat dinner in bed on days like this? Asking for a friend 😂😂😂

Lovely woolly mammoth family, I've decided to leave the politics over with the blue bird for now (having fallen foul on my first tweet and ending up deleting it) so I'll leave you with this reminder for the weekend - don't leave your laundry bag on the floor if you have cats 😂🐈😘