I’ll be glad to see the day when the front page isn’t 70% step-fantasies.

Trick question. The answer is Captain Kathryn Janeway.

But why?

Disable safety protocols.

In response to nearly everything, “That was my high school nickname!”

Pizza dude’s got 30 seconds.

Aaaand now I’m sad.

Police

Because we really need yet another Superman movie…

Shoog Shoog in my ass.