Actual conversation I had…

Me: Billionaire philanthropy is nothing more than PR. Tax billionaires.
Troll: Lol you trust the Govt to spend our money?
Me: Yes, the Govt is elected by We the People, and therefore is accountable to us and can be voted out.
Troll: Govt is bought.
Me: Bought by who?
Troll: By billionai—...😳
Me: ...🤔
Troll: Ok, Tax billionaires.

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Twitter = Mastodon
Tweeten = tröten
Tweet = Tröt
Tweeeeeeet = Trööööööööt
Retweet = Zurücktröt
Thread = Rüssel
Hashtag = Stoßzahntag
Blockieren = Wegrüsseln
Sifftwitter = Siffmastodon
DM = Geheimtröt
Follower = Mit-dem-Rüssel-am-Schwanz-Hänger
Like = Stern
Elon Musk = Eugen Rochko
Der Postillon = Der Postillon