Soren! lost their emoji privileges :(

@sorenfox@meow.social
114 Followers
125 Following
2.9K Posts
// perthfur // mechatronics engineer // linux addict // ride bikes, read books //🌹// minors dni!
pronounsthey/them
age24
speciesarctic fox
white smoke just came out of our router... this means that the DHCP conclave has ended and a new IP address has been selected

In my day job, I work for a media company that focuses on the toy industry.

Apropos of nothing, I decided to add the Mastodon plushie (aka #Plushtodon) to the latest products on our Toy Insider website.

Please boost this so our editors will frustratingly tell me to stop trying to make Mastodon happen.
https://thetoyinsider.com/products/mastodon-stuffed-toy/

MASTODON STUFFED TOY

This 14-inch friend-sized, friend-shaped plushie was designed with a soft Velboa exterior and polyester filling for maximum comfort. It is certified for safety and ethical production and suitable for kids (and grown-ups) 3 and up. Ideal as a travel buddy or playful stand-in, it can be surface-washed. Take a selfie and use the #Plushtodon hashtag Read more...

The Toy Insider
Don't @ me

One of my co-founders went into a paid engagement yesterday and was noodling through a piece on how to prevent upstream teams from making changes to application database schemas that would break analytics pipelines.

They got the attention of the room and then said "one solution is a baseball bat".

There was a moment of uncomprehending silence and then they said "solve at the human layer".

Doggo likes playing with trains πŸš‚ πŸ₯° πŸ“Έ Pred
@cloudbusting i was on call with @lily and read this out and accidentally said mc blanky like a mcdonalds menu item
i'm laughing so hard at this i'm toasted
Foxes in Love

ALT

Tumblr

allegoryOrSomething

posted by @damnitHank@reddit.com - https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1kgw3ta/allegoryorsomething/

Are Pride Wallpapers and a Watch Band Enough in 2025?

Today, Apple introduced their 2025 Pride Collection, with a set of new LGBTQ+-themed wallpapers for iOS and iPadOS that will be available as part of iOS and iPadOS 18.5. The collection also includes an Apple Watch Pride Edition Sports band, which matches a new Pride Harmony watch face in watchOS 11.5. Despite being just another

Γ—

Making my own little tarpit for AIs… but focusing on performance and generating markdown documents!

I found some dictionary of typed words and wrote some grammar instead of using Markov chains. it's pretty fast! 6 million words per second on my compy, using only one thread.

…maybe I should have slept instead of doing that haha

Many flaws persist in the quite limited grammar I wrote, but it's gonna be improved shortly :3 Also I'm gonna do something about the frequency of the words, because I'm pretty sure training on text that is uniformly random might not degrade the training efficiency

Still not sleeping >_<

Added some random math, blockquotes, and slightly better grammar

@Hiro i just read the whole thing, this is a tarpit for ME
@Hiro Pff, sleep sucks anyway.