@soozuk

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Tbh Mastodon just seems be people posting about how crap everyone from Twitter is and how they wish they weren't coming over here. So...Instagram and Youtube and Twitch it is then, sorry to have been a pain.
Elon finished his Twitter 2.0 email by singing Honesty by Billy Joel.
December 12th! Wrong Songs!!!! A comedy cabaret sung by ME, written and accompanied by Olivier Award-winning Richard Thomas (Jerry Springer the Opera, This Morning with Richard Not Judy) and features special guest GRAYSON PERRY! Limited tickets, BOOK NOW: https://www.outsavvy.com/event/10921/sooz-kempner-richard-thomas-wrong-songs
Sooz Kempner & Richard Thomas: Wrong Songs Tickets - London - OutSavvy

Multi award-winning comedian, singer and Twitter sensation, Sooz Kempner and Olivier Award-winning composer and pianist Richard Thomas (Jerry Springer the Opera, Made in Dagenham, This Morning with Richard Not Judy) bring you “WRONG SONGS” - a selection of brilliant and hilarious songs by Richard Thomas. This show also features a guest appearance by GRAYSON PERRY - yes. . The real Grayson Perry. Richard’s work has been performed all over the world from Carnegie Hall, National Theatre, Royal Opera House, Sydney Opera house, West End and every Gay Pride in the world and has now come to roost in his spiritual home, The Glory. Sooz has one of the best music theatre voices in London and has gone viral with her political comedy videos as Liza Minnelli, Nadine Dorries, Liz Truss and more. She also does a killah Kate Bush.Richard and Sooz's show-stopping roast of Jonny Woo by Liza Minnelli.Kickstart your Christmas with “WRONG SONGS”. ★★★★★ New York Times★★★★ The Guardian ★★★★ The Scotsman★★★★ Chortle ★★★★ Fest ★★★★ Broadway Baby ★★★★ Funny Women ★★★★ Broadway World 'show-stopping' (CNN) 'delightfully unhinged' (The Metro) 'it shouldn't work but it really, really does' (The Independent) 'hilarious and unexpectedly touching' (New York Times)

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Charging people $8 to be verified on Twitter is like if Netflix charged me $8 a month but also I have to make all the movies and shows on there.
Well....hi. It's me, Sooz Kempner off of Twitter.
Look, I've joined! This account will be here if i need to leave Twitter coz it's gone stinky-stinky.