world record talking dog

@soonmide
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800 Posts
the drool was like a strong river, giving me bruises
pronounshe him
i'msoonmide
talkingdog
clarissa explained the precious thing
who the hell decided to call it optimism and not schroedinger-side-up
it's one thing being an anxiety factory but i wish i could at least use the produced energy to power such as a toy car, or a lightbulb
investing less and less of myself into any kind of online persona but investing more and more into saying im soonmide a lot
i'm soonmide... ah, i am mide,
that's me, it's me, i'm
soonmide im
mide im soonm
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keep honking until ive had my coffee
grandmas know that god is in every email
there are two gamers inside me. theyre arguing about Ikaruga (2001)
oh right im mastodon