hey yall!!!! its been a hot minute but ive moved 2 @soahp :-) !!!!!!!!!! !🐠 💞

whem,,, i was
., a young rat.., my fathwr
took me i to the ciry.., to see a rat marcbing band..,

this site will never be as funny as it was dec. 3rd ever again

Let's Go Lesbians!

*my garden gnome comes to life*
me: oh fuck gross *smacks it with my shovel*
gnome: *bones crunching*

sorry my mom said i can't hang out with you anymore because you said gnitties

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
carrying disease