Hey, remember when I was alive?

Good morning to everyone, except Spy.

Boyfriend: HMGJKAJHDJKSHHDHMEDIC SEXY
Me: Go to bed, heathen.

We are bastard. Bum ba dum bum bum bum bum.

Only valid tf2 kinnies are Heavy, Demo, and Engie. I don't make the rules.

I left Australia because I came home from work early one night and a spider was fucking my wife.

Joke's on you. You can't slap my ass because I DON'T HAVE ONE.

Pyro has an obsession with slapping asses with axes. I live in fear, and activate Spy protocol around them. I.E. Walking with my back against walls.

You have to reach friendship level 3 for me not to rip your throat out with my teeth on sight.

Current mood: Elderly widow Sniper from that one SFM (you know the one)