small robots

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here are some drawings of helpful small robots for you

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331) Oddsockbot. Patrols the house, inhaling any odd socks it finds. When you later turn up an odd sock of your own, just open the hatch to retrieve its mate. #SmallRobotsRemastered
330) Oddsbot. Probability can be counter-intuitive, but not for Oddsbot who *always* tells you the odds. #SmallRobotsRemastered
329) Lightningbot. Stroll through violent thunderstorms with casual indifference alongside this robot which is designed to divert any lightning bolts that would hit you to itself instead. #SmallRobotsRemastered
328) Crotchbot. When you wear a hole through the crotch of your trousers, heroically swings into action to perform temporary repairs to spare you any embarrassment. #SmallRobotsRemastered
327) Thing-a-me-bot. When you can't find the word you need for some everyday object, tries to guess what you're after. #SmallRobotsRemastered
326) Pillbot. Can determine with over 64% accuracy which end of the pack of pills to open so you don't get the folded-over directions *again*. #SmallRobotsRemastered
325) Rampbots. Deploy on their little extendable wheels when you encounter a route without wheelchair access. #SmallRobotsRemastered
324) Mowbot. Cuts the grass. Won't stop cutting the grass. Says it hates grass. Oh no...what have we done? #SmallRobotsRemastered
323) Karaokebot. Is always ready for karaoke! #SmallRobotsRemastered
322) Movingbot. Locates the one thing you need amongst all the mysterious boxes after you move house. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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321) Appointmentbot. Phones up and makes appointments for you when you're feeling anxious about Sorting Out The Thing. #SmallRobotsRemastered
@smolrobots Does that work for when you REALLY don't want to make/hate making phonecalls? 🙂
@smolrobots I'll take five of those bots, please <3
@smolrobots This Smolrobot would be a dream! I am sure it also runs locally, and does not share all my data with big corps....
@smolrobots i will take a gross of these. Burnt out on being a medical advocate