506) Platespinningbot. For when you have to spin a lot of plates. That's not a metaphor: this robot actually performs the classic crockery-on-sticks variety act. #SmallRobotsRemastered

505) Pouffebot. Helps you put your feet up after a hard day, literally. #SmallRobotsRemastered

504) Fishbowlbot. Looks after your fish for you. Includes all the modern technology required to sustain healthy, happy aquatic life, despite looking like an old-fashioned fish bowl (it's in the little castle). #SmallRobotsRemastered

502) Flouncebot. Helps you to affect a dramatic exit with its swishy cape and haughty attitude. #SmallRobotsRemastered

501) Bruisebot. Keeps a record of all your bumps and scrapes so when you find a mysterious bruise, it can consult its notes and tell you where it came from. #SmallRobotsRemastered

500) Resistbot. The struggle is long. Resistbot stands in solidarity with the oppressed and marginalised the world over. It speaks for the voiceless and fights on behalf of those who cannot. Maybe that's you, today: if so, Resistbot is there, tireless and unflinching. #SmallRobotsRemastered

499) Guestshowerbot. Carry this robot in your washbag when you stay at someone's house and let it figure out their bizarre shower controls before you manage to drown yourself or burn half your skin off or something. #SmallRobotsRemastered

498) Villagebots. Inform young men that there's a place they can go when they're in a new town. Somewhere that has everything for them to enjoy and where they can hang out with all the boys. #SmallRobotsRemastered

497) Humourbot. Takes your place when a well-meaning but clueless acquaintance decides to offer 'advice' for dealing with your chronic pain, mental health, etc. Very good at politely nodding along and looking interested in absolute bollocks. #SmallRobotsRemastered

496) Friendshipbot. When you've had a good time with friends or they've helped you through some stuff, or if you've met new people, helps you do Normal Person things like keep in touch or talk to them in the street to maintain the friendship. #SmallRobotsRemastered