"This again?" the dragon said. "It's been just a few centuries since the last time.'

"Please," the knight said.

"I asked you to make sure you had a way of getting rid of bad kings yourself, before you made any new ones."

"We didn't understand we made a king."

"You are such fools. Very well."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #NoKings

That Patches plush, he’s everywhere. Geez, he’s even on your diapers.

Something big is about to hit the website tonight. Well, not that~ big. You’ll still be in diapers after all.

"I'm not your lost baby Vulpix!" Pokemon trainer Andlat exclaims as Momma Ninetales corners him and all his Pokemon refuse to battle with knowing smirks.

And of course, Andlat's travel companion, Gym Leader Jack, doesn't lift a finger to help him as the little trainer is picked up by his nape and carried who knows where!

I also think the actual baby Vulpix hides in the bushes and calls out, only for Andlat to be caught and carried off again!

I went to a talk lately that was mostly about something else, but the speaker came out with:

“If you only remember one thing from this talk, remember this. Everyone in this room who likes helping people, raise your hand.”

Every hand, or nearly every hand, went up.

“If you like asking other people for help, keep your hand up.”

Almost every hand went back down.

“As you can see, people like helping you. When you ask for help, you’re making them feel good, even if you don’t like asking.”

I’ve genuinely forgotten the rest of the presentation but I won’t forget that.