smitten

@smitten@key.portend.place
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queer, interested in software, games

attempts anticapitalist, antiracist, antifascist. anxiously shitposting. eminently mutable

oobleck block universe believer. friend to spiders. inert exhorter (nonpersuasive).
#saltingTheVibes #exCult
pronounsthey/them, that/that, or he/him
pic descriptionthe cultist from slay the spire - a blue bird wearing a headpiece looking shocked
me descriptionmid gen Y, white, able-bodied, a bunch of CPTSD brain stuff
CWsyes
🔒 follow requestsplease have a bio and enough posts that I can see what you're like
The Birdcage, on straight people
did you know in February at Gabbard's swearing-in ceremony Trump wore a pin that was a mini cartoon version of himself?

Like many gastropods, sea angels are simultaneous hermaphrodites with internal fertilization. A fertilized animal later releases a gelatinous egg mass, and the eggs float freely until hatching. Their embryonic shells are lost within the first few days after hatching.The gymnosomes, like other shell-less opisthobranchs, discard their shells at metamorphosis, with the retractor muscles being severed and the shell lost. The group does not truly, therefore, lack a shell. Few larval shells have been described (and consequently an understanding of their fossil record is as yet unknown).happy pride

when people say "COVID is over" they are referring to this section of the line
maybe the boys can have no sports instead of thirty sports

I stood looking over the damage, trying to remember the sweetness of life on Earth. I was late. Or you were early. Either one. Same mission. Burn every parasite motherfucker alive.

gen y was cyberpunk even early on. we used to insert extra chip boards to hack our game console
how much did he practice this face at home before the audition? this one's going in the lookbook.
to me this may be the funniest thing yet in the saga of Musk being a loser. after getting mocked for paying someone to farm his fake character, he tried to stream Path of Exile 2 again, from his jet. he didn't seem to have a moderator for chat (the hubris!), and was manually deleting comments. this one was the best - "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting you so I bought PoE2 early access just for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you Elon."

in the end, he died to a tutorial boss, pretended he was having connection issues, and ended the stream.