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Matthew Simpson

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I write and talk about movies and TV. Rotten Tomatoes Approved. Rather tall. He/Him/His.

Check my work here: stretched.ca

Matthew Simpson 1d ago

I have seen a bunch of takes today that Peter Parker is broke and shouldn’t be using a 1200 phone, consider:
- It’s 2028 or so in the MCU, so that phone is old
- Most “broke” people still use pricey phones, and carriers subsidize the cost.
- I don’t know why online film fans refuse to be happy

Matthew Simpson 3d ago

Thanks, I hate it: Val Kilmer to be resurrected with AI.

Matthew Simpson Mar 14

Now watching, on Blu-ray.

Matthew Simpson Mar 13

Good news everyone! Remember when Amazon added ads to prime and also a 3$/month fee if you didn’t want to see them? Well, now that’s going to be called Prime Ultra, cost 5$ a month, AND INCLUDE 4K STREAMING.

Amazon had more than $20 billion in profit last quarter, by the way.

Matthew Simpson Mar 10

Sometimes I get depressed thinking about the state of online movie/tv journalism and so seeing this completely bonkers job posting from Giant Freakin’ Robot (I went and found it because I didn’t believe it could be real) validates that at least because WTF.

Matthew Simpson Mar 7

This is just a remind that not liking something that happened in a show or film doesn’t make it bad writing.

It concerning how many people seem to think they are the same thing.

Matthew Simpson Mar 4

I have two (and 1/2) main thoughts about the MacBook Neo.

1. Apple is going to sell a metric ton of them

2. If they can do colours for this they could be doing more colours for the Airs and Pros, too, and goddamn it they should.

2b. Kinda surprised they didn’t match the iMac colour lineup.

Matthew Simpson Mar 3

I wrote about Sweetness, a new Canadian film about a young woman who, uh, gets a chance to meet the pop star she’s obsessed with.

Yeah that’s it.

Link in the first reply.

Matthew Simpson Feb 21

A part of me has always wanted an RV and I’m pretty sure that Spaceballs has something to do with that.

Matthew Simpson Feb 19

This is probably the most frustrating movie I’ve seen in a minute not so much because I didn’t like it but because I can see the better movie it could have been in almost every scene.