Picking up pigs is just as hard as you think

Okay mortal kombat era is back baby, there’s too many shujinko haters out there…bring him back

The amount of noise coworkers can make on a lunch break is astronomical. Clattering silverware, throwing Tupperware around like it’s a sport, the sounds of two horses eating apples at the same time. 

I used a coupon for eight dollars off my lunch and the cashier was more excited than me. It was basically free, why wasn’t I as happy as this joyful cashier??

The work coffee machine still lives but it may be out of water, do I be the change I want to see in the world?

But you know I’m gonna get that hot chocolate thooo

my work installed a free coffee machine in the front lobby- I give it two weeks before it’s destroyed/stolen/removed for being dirty. Coffee watch begins…now!

when a gay club plays I love rock n roll and it’s the Miley and Dolly version… who fucking caress where’s Joan

let’s go gays