

"The evidence before the court is incontrovertible.
There's no need for the jury to retire.
In all my years of judging I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law.
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers..."
HAAAAAHHHHHAHH! HA HA HA Ha Ha ha ha hahahahahahah! >gasp!< HAHAHAHAhahahahaha....
https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/18/microsoft_samsung_c_drive_fix_workaround/?td=rt-3a
I effectively ended family support years ago when I started claiming I knew nothing about Windows, which bore out yet another benefit of a Linux daily driver.