Not buying teslas will become actually illegal if anyone points out it’s not actually illegal. Mandatory Patriotism Teslas for all Americans.

They don’t tend to acknowledge or believe trans men exist anyway. It’s not on their radar.

They also make you show up to a US embassy and tell the American flag you don’t want to be friends anymore.

(only half kidding)

Stupid college kids mostly. The smaller people in the crowd (particularly women) just got hauled into the air by the excited crowd. Wasn’t great.

I was at a concert once where they had the band actually stop the show to tell people to stop crowd surfing because nine had already gone to the hospital.

Which was good on them because random people were being lifted into the air and thrown on the floor, whether they wanted to be or not.

Sign up to find bugs.

Finds bugs.

Mfw

I misread this as “Finnish Leopard”

And spent way too long trying to spot a snow leopard hiding in it…

Ah yes, I certainly couldn’t have understood that without shopping and swimwear discount sales analogies.

Get those bikini tops half off boys! First sale! WOO

Spiders.

It’s even an official collaboration with Microsoft 😅