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Sir Desmond Stirling Dec 15, 2023

Episode 2 of my festive fear-fest Christmas at Scarhelldeath Hall.

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Christmas at Scarhelldeath Hall episode 2 by The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling

Sir Desmond Stirling has awoken to find a glowing monstrosity in front of him. Is it really the spectre of The Reverend Dougal Maestri returned from beyond the grave to exact revenge? Is Sir Desmond's bottom safe from the swish of the spook's cane? Sir Desmond Stirling is written and performed by Anthony Keetch (c) Anthony Keetch 2023

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Sir Desmond Stirling Aug 15, 2023

Apologies for the silence, but I have been busy preventing some Nazi satanists wrenching the whole world through a hellmouth into an infernal nether region. No need to thank me.

Oh and the Roller failed it’s MOT despite the fistful of crisp oncers I slipped the mechanic.

Sir Desmond Stirling Mar 28, 2023

At the request of my publishers, I will be making certain amendments to the text of my books to make them even more offensive

Sir Desmond Stirling Mar 8, 2023

At last! The Coves in Black episode 8 - the rip-snorting conclusion!

Sir Desmond and the Major are seemingly prisoners in the secret base underneath Whitehall. What is SHAFT and can Sir Desmond dig it? Is the Major friend or foe? Our hero has had enough of being baffled - he demands answers! But will he get them? Will we?

Available now.

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Sir Desmond Stirling is written & performed by Anthony Keetch

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Sir Desmond Stirling’s The Coves in Black episode 8 - the thrilling conclusion! by The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling

The Coves in Black episode 8 - the nail-biting conclusion! Sir Desmond and the Major are seemingly prisoners in the secret base underneath Whitehall. Our hero has had enough of being baffled - he demands answers! But will he get them? Will we? Sir Desmond Stirling is written & performed by Anthony Keetch (c) Anthony Keetch 2023

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Sir Desmond Stirling Feb 22, 2023

Hypnosis has revealed that Sir Desmond was abducted by aliens who behaved in a very ungentlemanly fashion with his rear end. Now he wants answers - but whom to ask?

And who are these Coves in Black who seem to be following him…?

Episode 3 available now.

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#podcast #ufo #alienabduction #covesinblack

Sir Desmond Stirling's The Coves in Black episode 3 by The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling

Sir Desmond has learned under hypnosis that he was kidnapped and rudely probed by aliens! Now he wants answers... but from whom? And who are the Coves in Black who are following him? Sir Desmond Stirling is written and performed by Anthony Keetch (c) Anthony Keetch 2023

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Sir Desmond Stirling Feb 19, 2023

Sir Desmond Stirling has been hypnotised by the odd Prof Tintenfisch to find out what exactly happened in the past to make him so fearful of the sky

WARNING: Contains gratuitous scenes of uninvited anal rummaging
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https://anchor.fm/anthony-keetch/episodes/Sir-Desmond-Stirlings-The-Coves-in-Black-episode-2-e1v4lbo

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Sir Desmond Stirling Feb 17, 2023

Who believes in aliens? Until recently I was ambivalent about the existence (or non) of our little green brethren, but recent events have forced me to rethink my whole attitude vis a vis the bug-eyed monster question.

Listen as Yours Truly goes head to head with The Coves in Black…

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Sir Desmond Stirling's The Coves in Black episode 1 by The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling

While drunkenly staring at the sky one night to see a meteor storm, Sir Desmond Stirling - best-selling scribe of spine-tingling yarns - has a disquieting flashback to something disturbing… but what? What on earth could possibly spook a war hero like that? If it was from Earth… Sir Desmond Stirling is written & performed by Anthony Keetch (c) Anthony Keetch 2023

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Sir Desmond Stirling Feb 14, 2023

I’ve had a Valentine’s Day Card.

“Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I really admire
Your Tales of Cthulhu.”

I think they’ve mixed me up with another cove.

Sir Desmond Stirling Dec 25, 2022

The Chef at my gentleman’s club - Abaddon’s - did us proud. A sparrow inside a pigeon inside a rooster inside a goose inside an albatross inside an emu!

All roasted in the finest whale fat. The sprouts had been cooking since Bonfire Night so were just right.

The Christmas pud is steeped in so much alcohol that fire extinguishers have to be kept to hand. It is stuffed with so many sixpences that silver poisoning is a very real possibility. Chronic Dyspepsia is guaranteed until Pancake Day.