Simon 🐝 πŸ«–

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Paid to pretend I understand IT in Healthcare.
Like a nice cake (but not too much buttercream)
Love my EV car.
#emfcamp rocks
Webhttps://www.temples.me.uk
Simon 🐝 πŸ«–Mar 17
@weirdestate so much artexing.
Simon 🐝 πŸ«–Mar 13
Stephen WuebkerMar 12
Simon 🐝 πŸ«–Mar 8
Sean C.Mar 8

@autistics #ActuallyAutistic left button, every damn time

https://www.instagram.com/p/DVlrUgGEtUq/

Simon 🐝 πŸ«–Mar 8
Canadian ResetMar 8
Simon 🐝 πŸ«–Feb 20
Erotic Mythology ✊Feb 19

This tintinabulum, a Roman wind chime, is a phallus with a longer, thinner phallus and a phallus up its arse. This is very efficient craftmanship, three in one for thrice the good luck!

#PhallusThursday

@phistorians #GreekRomanArt #ancientRome #tintinnabulum

Simon 🐝 πŸ«–Feb 20
Dog Noise GeneratorFeb 19

My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.

Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'

Simon 🐝 πŸ«–Feb 8
𝐿𝒢𝓃𝒢 "not yet begun to fight"Feb 7
What level of adulthood have you reached?
why TF is there sugar in literally everything
21%
I take it all back naps are awesome
22.2%
no that's my emotional support spatula
6.3%
I like this but there's no lumbar support
7.5%
genuinely offended by how tiny the font is
16.9%
why is it SO LOUD in here
26.1%
Poll ended at .
Simon 🐝 πŸ«–Feb 6
Where's your microphone Morrissey #totp
Simon 🐝 πŸ«–Feb 6
Waiting for SG1 to come through the #olympics rings
Simon 🐝 πŸ«–Jan 28
Max LeibmanJan 28
Colleague: Hey, we missed you at the off-site! You should have seen Brad's sales presentation, it wβ€”

Me: [boops colleague on the nose]

Colleague: HEY! What the hell was that?

Me: I'm marking you as "read" without opening the message.