Tom B. Taker

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President of the United States of Love.
LocationOregon Coast
Client bursts into the office and blurts, “bathroom.” Perhaps bursts is the not the best choice of word.
Them: “Why is your biggest regret?”
Me: “What an interesting question. I would have to say being me.”
And in this corner, Tom “The Redonkulous Homunculus” Taker. 🥊
Quaff enough 🎶
I have fear of phobias.
I drink, therefore I dram.
Critics rave, “Dignified agony.”
Give it to me Hader.
Prediction: I’ll need a new bottle of bourbon by tomorrow. #prognostication
Spoiler alert: My garbage stinks.