Client bursts into the office and blurts, “bathroom.” Perhaps bursts is the not the best choice of word.

Them: “Why is your biggest regret?”
Me: “What an interesting question. I would have to say being me.”

And in this corner, Tom “The Redonkulous Homunculus” Taker. 🥊

Quaff enough 🎶

I have fear of phobias.

I drink, therefore I dram.

Critics rave, “Dignified agony.”

Give it to me Hader.

Prediction: I’ll need a new bottle of bourbon by tomorrow. #prognostication

Spoiler alert: My garbage stinks.