Shoofle (defunct)

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two vast and trunkless boobs of stone. nothing beside remains.

@shoofle

I have arrived from the year1990
gaysometimes I see people like me and want to cry because they're so beautiful
weirddepending on your norm but probably
furrypurr purr purr
new growth on the lemon tree! baby's gonna be okay after all :)
Took a few selfies tonight to document what I think is a pretty good scruffy goatee lady look from me because tomorrow I'm shaving for a family event (for the first time in ages) and ten probably before I get facial hair back I'll cut my scalp hair short and the effect will likely be different. Sorry I didn't share my glorious visage with you all more 😘
okay, yeah, i need to lower it a couple inches and also tilt it a little bit but i can delete my noon alarm now!!!
In my happy place
goodnight, sweet prince
oh god fucking dammit
Hit the screenshot buttons as I went through the toll plaza because I love when the lane change diagram does this
still going and still trying to foil my viewer's dastardly bingo plans
Squares!
do you ever have your homestuck alarms go off but it's a false alarm, just a real dude's name