everyone’s headlights are TOO DAMN BRIGHT

If anyone is looking for an amazingly AWFUL Christmas movie with a dash of gore, might I suggest Violent Night

I gasped so loud in the store that someone asked if I was OK

JONESY!! pspspspspsps

I ❤️ BAT DOG

It’s state fair season here in Minnesota, I’ve spent all day in the sun eating various deep fried things-on-a-stick and drinking weird flavored beers. My guts are in distress.