If my teeth touch the cutlery it ruins the entire bite.

I really want a coffee- but I also really want to sleep tonight. #7PMProblems

Today’s theme: Document. Delegate. Remember done is better than perfect.

Manifesting works so much better when you don’t just think but act.

Today is one of those “it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity” days here in Ottawa.

What the older generations don’t seem to realize is that the boots they gave the younger generations didn’t come with straps.

I want to go hang out in Pisa, Italy and wander around high-fiving all the tourists posing with one hand up in the air.

Thank you Mastodon tech gods for fixing the paste issue!! ❤️❤️❤️

Just sittin' here, workin', with a Nissan commercial playing in the background - and loving it. #IYKYK

Smash Mouth warned us that the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, but they failed to mention it’s the same for the emails.