Mastodawn

i went to a different app for like five minutes and all of a sudden there are so many aquors icons in local tl

actually i forgot signups were down nvm

tbh if mothman is available im deactivating rhis acc and moving to that bc mothman is my aes

i was gonna say something but im absolutely stumped. anyway its raining outside and these times are the only times my dog and i disagree

problematic opinion: pineapple pizza is good

local tl is like. one giant group chat where everyone is talking over each other and the convo just goes in five different directions at once

retoot if you're gay and can't drive

that was one and a half times. this site is amazing

P-P-A-P

I have a pen, I have a apple
Uh! Apple-pen!

I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-pen!

Apple-pen, pineapple-pen
Uh! Pen-pineapple-apple-pen
Pen-pineapple-apple-pen
Dance time!

I have a pen, I have a pen
Uh! Long pen!

I have a apple, I have pineapple
Uh! Apple-pineapple!

Long pen, apple-pineapple,
Uh! Pen-pineapple-apple-pen!
Pen-pineapple-apple-pen!

P-P-A-P

I have a pen, I have a apple
Uh! Apple-pen!

I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-pen!

Apple-pen, pineapple-