ꜱʜ1ᴛᴘ0ꜱᴛ3ʀ

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This is my shitposting (but not trolling/griefing!) alt.

I wouldn't follow me. I don't have a lot to offer.

I say hi 👋🏽 a lot. I'm just a friendly being. And bored. And avoiding work.

User #2, I think? Thanks @jonah!

pronounsany. it's cool
occupationbored
I've made a deliberate choice against a quoting feature because it inevitably adds toxicity to people's behaviours. You are tempted to quote when you should be replying, and so you speak at your audience instead of with the person you are talking to. It becomes performative. Even when doing it for "good" like ridiculing awful comments, you are giving awful comments more eyeballs that way. No quote toots. Thank's
@diosito eres muy wholesome, yo esperaba mas shitposting 😔
@diosito cuáles son las memes mas spicy 🌶 de tu colección?
@diosito valiendo. bueno, te doy el boost pa' que no chingues
@diosito si lo hago, me vas a apartar un lugarcito allá arriba, culero?
@gdwessel hey there! 👋🏽 welcome! remind me when the book's out, i got terrible memory 😅
I heard twitter is now down to a single employee on a bus who has to keep it travelling at over 50 miles per hour or the site will implode.
@kayPOWXD lol, yeah. you see, that's the shitposting itself: not what you would expect! gotta keep 'em on their toes. 
@CraftCisco oh, y hablas español! salud! 🍻
@CraftCisco wow, you're *really* into beer. 🍺 cool!