i'm gonna be honest with y'all every time i write now it's like, is anyone actually gonna read this or are they going to put it into the meat grinder 3000

talking to computers pre 2022: sudo rm -rf
talking to computers post 2024: please please please can you please delete these files please i beg of you okay!!! try very hard please

you godless heathens running Doom on DNS and CSS...... I simply close my eyes and See the Divine Pixels

upon reviewing my talk slides i caught a mistake — i said that 1994 was over 20 years ago but it is actually over 30 years ago. RIP me if you need me i will be lying face down in damp peat

good morning #bsidessf come see my standup routine at 11:15 in theatre 7 it will be a chill and fun story time and require very few brain cells 😇

they horrors may persist but at least i've never posted an affiliate link

so on top of my wellness i’m listening to my guided meditation on 2x speed

"social engineering" but it's just me saying please and thank you