ScrummMasterC

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@the_etrain unpossible

Yesterday, I still had hope that we'd defeat Trump.

From this day forward, I'm with LRRR.

@LRRRonEarth

"I'm really stressed out right now and this CD of rainforest sounds helps calm me down"

Judge: I still need you to turn it off

@fuzzface @traecer it's all mind blowing. Really they're just always intertwined together, but I like channeling ICP
Not sure if you're aware of this, but electricity is just magnets
@andrewfeeney it's probably equivalent to breathing at this point, so yes
Injecting microplastics straight into my veins
Tim Walz calls to make sure you got home safe.
Indah said, “How would you dispose of a body so it wouldn’t be found?” I’m not the public library feed, Senior Officer, go do your own research. I said, “If I told you, then you might find all the bodies I’ve already disposed of.”
Also really excited to see breaking in the upcoming puppy Olympics