Marcus

@scronide
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His een are like dubs fou o burnie fire, and his awfie whuskers are teuch as wire.
ngl feels a little uncomfortable that Dawson and Xander have died
All movies can be werewolf movies if they take place during other phases of the moon and their lycanthropy just doesn't come up in the plot

Every year or two someone "unmasks" Banksy and they name the same guy and then everyone collectively shrugs.

Everyone knows. It's some bloke. Not some supernaturnal painter-geist. Just some bloke.

Just like Daft Punk was two French musicians of some sort, that have names that most people don't care to know.

The anonymity was never really as interesting as the spontaneity. So what is the payoff here?

Patricia Lockwood on Twitter

“me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!”

Twitter

15YO was complaining about age verification, Face ID, and TikTok. My response, only somewhat more unhinged, is that TikTok is an inherently untrustworthy platform and it’s not worth using at all.

He looked at me like I was explaining how TikTok was operating in conjunction with the saucer people, under supervision of the reverse vampires.

“But… but… it’s true,” I continue to insist.

We’re living in openly barmy times.

Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis

The Esoteric Ebb demo was only labelled for Windows but I downloaded it and tried it out anyway. Why not? I’m a rebel. I paint outside the lines.

Well, it works absolutely fine on Linux. I didn’t actually expect that at all. I trusted Steam.

Not very far into it yet but the game seems great. It doesn’t hide that it’s heavily influenced by Disco Elysium. It does it well, though it has a much lighter tone than Disco. So far.

Watched this a couple of months ago, but had forgotten about it until just now.

No sir, I don't like it.

Don't get me wrong: I love me some pretentious wank, but this felt unbearably proud of itself for doing very little.

Funnily enough, the last movie that made me feel this way was Don't Look Up.

The only good thing I took from One Battle After Another was that Californian weed nuns are a real thing.

Lying in bed, looking at the clocks around the bedroom, and thinking about how it’s the last time I’ll have to deal with them all at once.
"I prefer to call them beans." - me, an Irish language pioneer.