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creative writing about my life and other things
the sounds of kids riding by on skateboards gives me serotonin

CRAZY ass thing someone said to me today:

-I'm a practicing Catholic

(nuts statement. especially from a youngish alt lifestyle person)
but then,

-a psychedelic one, so the orthodox look at me and say HERETIC

where do i begin?
what the ever living loaf of sour dough is a psychedelic one?
and also, you're a preacher type?
so, what? you give people acid and then send them on a guilt trip?

Got my first random asshole customer for the first time in six months! Its a special day
@Devils_Rancher @nps-cambot.bsky.social nice!! I couldn't believe the lil camera caught such a beautiful sunset
Feel like Ron swanson tryna eat this banana right now
What do i like to do for fun? Eat too much sour dough. Thats it
hopped up on iced tea no food god help me
some of you all haven't seen the Mouse Hunt movie where the first scene is the main characters' father's corpse launching out of the coffin and doing flips in the air until disappearing perfectly into an open manhole and it shows
@owlsintowels sn(owl) cone
@Alice the ones that choose to smoke near me while im on a non smoking patio DEFINITELY die sooner :-)