MAR𝕏 :unverifiable:

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Comp sci guy. Liberal. MSTie. Beginner musician and last year's funnest Dungeon Master. The laziest man on Mars. Son of a spaceship, cis-het dinosaur, he/him.
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Raccoons are trying to break into Cybertrucks, and there's some speculation that this is happening because the raccoons are literally confusing them with dumpsters
Oh! You're a fantasy writer and you're still resting on dragons and unicorns? I just finished reading the Ramayana, and holy shit, the Hindus have western Europe beaten in terms of monsters and epic shit.

Dear email providers:

I will never, ever, not-ever need an AI summary of an email.

So, Rebel Moon pt 1 came out in 2023 and features Neurolink... which Elon Musk announced in 2024. He's literally Torment Nexus-ing netflix sci-fi.

(Great movie, though... highly recommended... about to watch part 2)

My whole professional career has just been watching people better than me asking really intelligent questions.
As Easter gets closer, please remember and spread the words that lilies are DEADLY for cats. "The entire lily plant is toxic: the stem, leaves, flowers, pollen, and even the water in a vase. Eating just a small amount of a leaf or flower petal, licking a few pollen grains off its fur while grooming, or drinking the water from the vase can cause your cat to develop fatal kidney failure in less than 3 days." https://www.fda.gov/animal-veterinary/animal-health-literacy/lovely-lilies-and-curious-cats-dangerous-combination#:~:text=The%20entire%20lily%20plant%20is,in%20less%20than%203%20days.
Lovely Lilies and Curious Cats: A Dangerous Combination

Lilies in the “true lily” and “daylily” families are very dangerous for cats.

U.S. Food and Drug Administration
I woke up this morning to a *bunch* of right-wing content recommendations across all my social medias. Not great... the world still isn't flat. Black lives still matter. Israel is still doing a genocide.

What do Italian homosexual men and tomatoes have in common?

Like-a-peen (lycopene), baybeeeee!

I've reached a strange point in life where I really, really want a li'l hand puppet.