the way corporate software updates will fully gaslight you into thinking a button never existed just to move it two inches to the left under a submenu called "experiences" lol fml
good morning internet,
it's the part of my morning where i sit at my desk drinking water and wait til I'm done sweating from the up-hill mile i have to hike from my car to office
how's the
#fuckaas tag now with the recent bans on bluesky from their head of TnS being mad about being caught liking barely-legal porn all over again?
having a full pantry coincide with a clean kitchen is a beautiful thing
i might look bad but at least i feel worse
it's normal to keep playlists of songs you want played at your potential wedding and inevitable funeral, right?
i assume, of course, that this means my armpits now smell like an italian plumber
the burpiest motherfucker this side of burpington
eyyyy i un-bridged bsky so i can use this like a normal masto account now :))
