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I put the pun in punishment. NB und ND. Hier gibt's vor allem Queeres, Polyzeugs und Kink, Gaming, Social Justice und Hass auf das Patriarchat.
Pronomen dt.sie/they
Pronomen engl.they/them
wish i was tiny yellow ball of fluff with a tiny little hat

How To Pat a Fish

[image of a mangled bicycle]

going through old pictures today so you get some opossum pics!

42.000 Krankenstände wegen #COVID19. Doppelt so viele wie vor einem Jahr.

Läuft.

#covid19at

I saw a headline
which alarmingly asked:
“What’s the deal
with that cough
everyone seems to have
right now?”
and I cannot tell
if people really don’t know
the answer to that question
or that they know the answer
but don’t want to admit
that we are still in a pandemic.
Das geht raus an alle Kollegen und Bekannten, die derzeit "erkältet" sind.

Singles* in deiner Nähe wollen dich** kennenlernen***!

* Kohlmeisen
** Sonnenblumenkerne
*** snacken

off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook?
try 30 to 40 billionaires
30 to 40 billionaires: an easy weeknight dinner
eat them directly out of their private jets with your fingers
you will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 billionaires
saw a lot of geese today. hope this helps
It's getting to be that time of year again. So here is a casual reminder to you all to not support the Salvation Army. They are a bigoted outfit that will think nothing of acting prejudiced against our LGBT brothers and sisters and anyone else to whom those labels do not apply.