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knifething

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drinks too much caffine ☕ // smokes too many cigarettes 🚬 // ingests way too much weed 🪴 // vapes too much nic 🔋 // eats too much sugar 🍬 // takes too many pills 💊 // doesn't sleep enough ☀️ // doesn't leave the house enough 🏠 // always stressed 💢 // always wearing headphones 🎧 // way too old 🧓 // way too sick for our own good 🤮 // complicated relationship with womanness

a weird mix of non-binaries in all areas of life and a genetic mystery
traumatised, ruined, dying, bitter, insane, plural, disabled

migrant in a new place. plural system. polyamorous. ace-adjacent. should use a wheelchair (but it's broken). amateur radio operator. emotional labour dispenser (also broken).

@unbalanced syncs with my PC at night like a palm pilot (uwu)

follows requests welcome, approvals based on instinct

DMs are also welcome from all, and happy to share contact details with mutuals.

estoy aprendiendo español y me encantaría que la gente me hablara en español - necesito practicar! me gustaría intentar que publicar en español en mastodon más a menudo.

pronouns	they/them, ey/em
pronombres	elle/le, ella/la
languages	en es(a2) nl(a1)
tramadoll	traumadoll

knifething

Jan 23

very normal person Nov 22

mid march update: haven't updated in a while, but thanks for everyone who've donated, i've been slacking on documentation, but still well believe the 2000 i set months ago -- gonna need around 250 by end of the month for bills and things so i will be posting this more

End of February Update: still need about $100 for rent and then some for upcoming bills. goal met

so me and my girlfriend Wife @zulakeflowers ( we're married now ) we are really broke and don't know how we're gonna pay for rent / bills / food / filing for immigration status etc. in the coming months, so please donate to our wedding fundraiser

currently $240/2000

Any little bit helps, $5 can go a long way here.

I'm on paypal https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/coconutoilcartel

or cashapp $plzthanx

You can support my fiance wife via on Kofi, she also takes commissions for glitch art or specialized photos https://ko-fi.com/i/IP5P21NW6NB

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Folgen Sie dem Link PayPal.Me/coconutoilcartel und geben Sie den Betrag ein. Es ist bequem und sicher. Sie haben noch kein PayPal-Konto? Kein Problem.

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knifething

Jan 23

tech trans are the new susans placers.

telling people what hormones they use, how to be femme correctly, shaming them for not taking their hormones right

if you think susans place is gone, take a look again. you might be looking from the inside.

knifething

Jan 23

Petra Jan 21

Just remembered the occasion when my Youngest child, then aged 8, asked if petrol was vegan.

Their logic was that if it was from the crushed up remains of animals and plants, then it shouldn't be. When a vegan told them that it was ok for a vegan to use petrol they asked how long something had to be dead for before it stopped counting as animal matter.

I would just like to state for the record that the original question was posed before I had drunk any coffee at all and was what instigated the "no questions before coffee" rule.

knifething

Jan 23

where are all my schizo trans femmes hanging out these days?

i've been noticing there seem to be less and less of us on fedi each week

but we gotta be going somewhere

tech queerness can't take all the spaces, right???

knifething

Jan 23

i went searching for strudel sample libraries and found one made by someone i once went on a date with to a modular synth festival, so i guess that checks out.

knifething

Jan 23

i have a small tub in my bathroom full of hot water, rum and cannabis that i was using to clean out glassware

drop a cigarette bud in there, add a little piss, and i could sell that as british pub potpourri

knifething

Jan 23