i can't have been the first person to think of this, right?

erfkwake!

only drinking white claws on election night: seltzers 4 selzer bayybyyyy

*trying to impress an architect while refusing to commit to a decision* yeah so it's a little of the doric column, a little of the corinthian

exsqueeze me

my friends don't appreciate how good i am at the washington post counting wasp

had to choose between taking the 8:11 train into sf and making it on time or taking the train four minutes later and listening to bachman-turner overdrive on the ride over

the barista was instructing a new trainee on the state of mind you get into when you fill up the big grinder with beans and chose not to say "grindset"

heretic theretic everywheretictic old macdonald had an inquisition e i e i o