5 Tools You Can Vibe Code For Your Business In Under An Hour credulous brown nosing slop from someone with no understanding of the risks of vibe coding core parts of your business’ infrastructure.

Starts with a sickening intro that leans into “pilled” to be “down with the kids”

If you haven’t joined the Claudepilled crowd, open an account and play.

Bright ideas include “copy and paste the source code from your home page into Claude” but overlooks the how to actually get those changes deployed part.

Open Claude Code and describe your business. List every software tool you use. Ask it to suggest the key metrics you’d want to see from each one. Go back and forth until the list feels right. Then give it your brand guidelines and ask it to build a dashboard that displays everything. Ask for it to be password protected.

Yes that sounds like a great idea and not a car crash waiting to happen

Build a custom client-facing dashboard instead. Tell Claude Code what your onboarding process looks like step by step. Describe what information you need to collect and what your clients need to access. Ask it to build a secure portal they can log into, with automations that send them what they need and follow up to collect what you need. This is a branded, professional experience that scales without you. The emotional design matters here too: you want clients to feel held, not herded. Tell Claude that.

Yes vibe coded customer facing tools are a fantastic idea and definitely not a vector for cyber attacks nuh-uh. I’m sure it will be fine if you ask for it to be “secure” right?

FML are we in the twilight zone here?

Stupid sexy suicide coach

Interestingly this 404s now. I wonder if he withdrew

I hate the framing here “the risks outweigh.the benefits” is critihype. The survey maker shouldn’t be reinforcing the general population’s assumption that spicy autocomplete means that AGI is nigh.

They’re not vibe-coding mission-critical AWS modules.

Yes they are

and

It’s worse than that, they’re vibe coding critical operating system components

You’re an AI addict who has been one shotted and you are deeply in denial about the technology. DGerard is calling your favourite drug “a bad thing”

Different UV! Libuv is the event loop/scheduler that powers node.js. could be a funky new way to compromise a whole bunch of nose applications

It turns out we didn’t need that list of AI-corrupted open source projects after all…

At this rate it’s actually going to be easier to make a list of projects that don’t have AI…

Systemd and libuv now on the slop hype train

Silicon Valley is buzzing about this new idea: AI compute as compensation

These people are genuinely unhinged. As the recent harpers article says:

"…people who should be in The Hague are giving [startups] twenty million dollars. Something bad is gonna happen here, something really fucking bad is gonna happen…”